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New Wife
Topic Started: Oct 6 2007, 11:56 AM (83 Views)
Venomous
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
Likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches
To see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets
Her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
Very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
Attractive for him because she loves him so much.


The man was impressed.


The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money on him because she loves him so much.


Again, the man is impressed.



The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
The $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in
A joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
because she loves him so much.



Obviously, the man was impressed



The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
money he'd given her.


Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.



Men are like that, you know.
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Crazypickney
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lol men!
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