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Thanksgiving divorce
Topic Started: Oct 13 2007, 04:05 PM (94 Views)
Simplyluvlie
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A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day
before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell
you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is
enough. "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand
the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each
other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in
Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on
the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care
of this," She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are
NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling
my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,don't do a
thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and
turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,"they're coming for Thanksgiving and
paying their own way."

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lol
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship easily
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THAT WICKED lol
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hahaha lol funny!
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