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| Venomous | Nov 12 2007, 09:13 PM Post #1 |
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A blind Jamaican man walks into a little>restaurant and sits down. The owner walks up to him and hands him a menu. ' mi blind, sah, an caan se fe read de menu Jus bring mi one fork dat one ah yu customah use arreddy, an mi will smell it an order fram it.' A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. 'Ah, yes, dat's what mi will 'ave- rice nd peas wid jerk fish!' Unbelieving, after the blind man leaves, the owner walks towards the kitchen and tells his Wife Dawn , the cook,what just happened. Several days later, the blind man returns, and>the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. 'Sir, remembah mi ? mi ah de blind mon.' 'I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a fork.' The owner gets a dirty fork for the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says ' Dat smells great! Mi will take de jerk chicken an rice wid broccoli.' The owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and figures that the next time the man comes in, he's going to test him. He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife Dawn to rub the fork on her panties. Dawn does it and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. 'Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you, and I have your fork ready for you..' The blind man puts the fork to his nose, sniffs, and says, 'Rass mon, mi neva know Dawn wuk yah |
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| Simplyluvlie | Nov 12 2007, 10:01 PM Post #2 |
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LMFAO! |
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| kevin | Nov 12 2007, 10:19 PM Post #3 |
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wow nice |
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