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blind man
Topic Started: Nov 12 2007, 09:13 PM (88 Views)
Venomous
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A blind Jamaican man walks into a
little>restaurant and sits down. The owner walks up
to him and hands him a menu. ' mi blind, sah, an
caan se fe read de menu Jus bring mi one fork dat
one ah yu customah use arreddy, an mi will smell it an order fram it.'
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty
dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the man's table and
hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his
nose and takes in a deep breath. 'Ah, yes, dat's
what mi will 'ave- rice nd peas wid jerk fish!'
Unbelieving, after the blind man leaves, the owner walks towards the
kitchen and tells his Wife Dawn , the cook,what just happened.
Several days later, the blind man returns, and>the owner
mistakenly brings him a menu again. 'Sir, remembah
mi ? mi ah de blind mon.' 'I'm sorry, I didn't
recognize you. I'll go get you a fork.' The owner
gets a dirty fork for the blind man. After another
deep breath, the blind man says ' Dat smells
great! Mi will take de jerk chicken an rice wid broccoli.' The owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him
and figures that the next time the man comes in, he's going to test him.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner
sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife Dawn to rub
the fork on her panties. Dawn does it and hands
her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and
sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. 'Good
afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you, and I have your fork ready for
you..' The blind man puts the fork to his nose,
sniffs, and says, 'Rass mon, mi neva know Dawn wuk yah



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LMFAO!
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wow nice
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship easily
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