Image edited by midori Dear creature (since I'm not sure if you're a human or a monster or an animal or something pretending to be another), I throw my arms as a symbol of "thankfulness" for visiting this oasis. But just so I know who's specifically knocking at our oasis's front door, do you mind if you register or log in? You're currently wandering outside our oasis as a ghost. This means your face is unrecognizable and you are limited to certain areas of our oasis and there are some abilities you don't possess. If you become one of us, you'll be able to access monster-only sections, and use many monster-only features such as having a slimy profile, sending monsterosas letters, and a lot more. Monsterification is simple, fast, and completely free. Do you have what it takes to become a monster? ![]() If you're already a monster here then please slobiverate your details below in order to access all the features you deserve: (Plus, you'll get rid of this annoying reminder.) |
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| Kady the Red Panda | Sep 18 2008, 04:00 AM Post #11 |
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Oui oui |
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| retsnom_Adedekutsu | Sep 18 2008, 09:40 AM Post #12 |
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The Black Cat Phenomenon
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(I translated some Tagalog Words into English, I enclosed them in a parenthesis.) 50 Qualities That Show You Are Undoubtedly Pinoy... 1. You call the refrigerator "ref" instead of "fridge." 2. At least one of your male friends is named "Jun." 3. At least one of your female friends is named "Baby." 4. You dip your pandesal into your coffee. 5. You cover your precious sala (living room) set with a plastic sheet. 6. You respond when somebody asks you to see your "cell" but are confused when he or she says "mobile." 7. Everybody older than you is your "Tito" (Uncle) or "Tita" (Aunt) even if they aren't related to you 8. You have those giant fork and spoon from Baguio hanging on the dining room wall. 9. You bathe using a tabo (dipper) and pail. 10. You can buy butter from the neighborhood store in slices. 11. Your taxi has the name of family members written at the back. 12. You have a pair of slippers underneath your office desk. 13. You say "for a while" when somebody on the phone asks for somebody else. 14. You cover your mouth when you laugh. 15. Your child's birthday cake is meant for display only during the party. 16. You mix your spaghetti with hotdogs and catsup. 17. You have a stack of imported canned goods in the cabinet which you open only when there's visitors around. 18. You don't bother to get the change from taxi fare. 19. You have bleaching or skin-whitening soap in the bathroom. 20. You ask the bill from the waiter by making an outline of a square. 21. You squeeze into a jeep that's siyaman daw (for nine they say) but is actually waluhan (for eight) only. 22. You hang faux tapestries from Saudi in your home of dogs playing billiards or getting drunk in a bar. 23. The names of your friends always have an "h" in them: "Bheng," "Jhun," "Mhercy," "Jhong," etc. 24. The names of your other friends are repetitive: "Len-Len," "Din-Din," "Bing-Bing," etc. 25. You invite a guest "kain tayo" (let's eat) even if you don't want them to. 26. You say "C.R." instead of "toilet," "washroom," or "comfort room." 27. You talk about how sickening politicians are but you proudly tell others who will you vote for during elections. 28. You hang a rosary on your vehicle's overhead mirror. 29. You have a family member or relative in the States. 30. Your candidate believes that he or she was cheated when he or she loses. 31. Your number one dream is to go to the States. 32. You use the title "Xerox" instead of the term "photocopy." 33. You block off a portion of the street in front of your house when you hold a debut or some other party. 34. You place a handkerchief over your head when it rains. 35. You want to give your seat to a standing woman inside a crowded bus but you don't because you're too shy to do it. 36. You need to address others by their titles such as "Attorney," "Architect," "Engineer," "Chairman," etc. instead of the plain and simple "Mr." 37. You must always bring home buko pie after your excursion to Laguna. 38. You always get a set of glass bowls or glass cups during a wedding 39. You have a maid or helper in your house. 40. Your plate or glass is inverted as you sit down for mealtime. 41. You have one special dining table in your house that you use only when there are guests. 42. You have Kris Kringle in your office every Christmas... 43. ...and there's always a gift description to give something "long and hard" to your Kris Kringle! 44. You have "Hotel California" and "Stairway to Heaven" in your older tape collection. 45. You have all the diplomas displayed on the living room wall... 46. ...and you have a ton of photo albums under the living room table! 47. You have a pedicure even if you're a guy. 48. You all look at the next person who enters while you're riding a jeep. 49. You mix buko (coconut) strips into your fruit salad. 50. You dream of having a high-paying job abroad. |
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| Kady the Red Panda | Sep 20 2008, 02:25 AM Post #13 |
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Haha, nice. :) The translations and links helped too. |
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| retsnom_Adedekutsu | Sep 20 2008, 05:24 AM Post #14 |
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How about baking one? ![]() Number 25 is true for me. (Well sometimes, it's false. It depends on the person I'm inviting.) |
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| Kady the Red Panda | Sep 20 2008, 05:26 AM Post #15 |
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Just turned into a habit of yours, I guess? |
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| retsnom_Adedekutsu | Sep 20 2008, 05:38 AM Post #16 |
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Who? You? |
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| Kady the Red Panda | Sep 20 2008, 06:01 AM Post #17 |
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25. You invite a guest "kain tayo" (let's eat) even if you don't want them to. You said it applies to you, so does that mean it's become a habit of yours to do number 25?
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| retsnom_Adedekutsu | Sep 20 2008, 06:28 AM Post #18 |
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I dunno. I think I have that habit before I read the list. |
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| Kady the Red Panda | Sep 20 2008, 06:33 AM Post #19 |
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Okey dokey |
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