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Topic Started: Oct 17 2009, 03:08 AM (2,012 Views)
Kady the Red Panda
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Abortion is a very sensitive topic for a reason, that's for sure. It's just one of those topics that give you very uncomfortable feelings.

On a more lighthearted note:

Gay barn dance at the Christmas tree farm leads to many butthurt citizens.
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retsnom_Adedekutsu
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That's true.

Hmm... well, I also think it's not suitable.
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Kady the Red Panda
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The article said they had a permit... But if they had angry neighbors videotaping and complaining about them, they should have at least been in a more private place since they were in their birthday suits. I think it was that part that really crossed the line. They could have been easily charged with public indecency.
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retsnom_Adedekutsu
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That's true.
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Kady the Red Panda
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As a young woman (and therefore being exposed to mucho breast cancer and health info during October), this terrifies me. Thank the Lord its rare in that age group, but that must be really scary for those girls.
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retsnom_Adedekutsu
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Scary. It also happens to males, right?
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Kady the Red Panda
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Yeah, though it's much rarer in males. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the male mortality rate is higher because people think that only women have boobs. People used to make fun of me all the time when I referred to male chests as their breasts. We have ones specifically designed for breastfeeding, but men still have non-functioning ones.
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So men can breastfeed as well?
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Kady the Red Panda
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According to Mental Floss.com...C'est possible.
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Hmm... Okay, thanks.
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