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Dear creature (since I'm not sure if you're a human or a monster or an animal or something pretending to be another),

I throw my arms as a symbol of "thankfulness" for visiting this oasis. But just so I know who's specifically knocking at our oasis's front door, do you mind if you register or log in?

You're currently wandering outside our oasis as a ghost. This means your face is unrecognizable and you are limited to certain areas of our oasis and there are some abilities you don't possess. If you become one of us, you'll be able to access monster-only sections, and use many monster-only features such as having a slimy profile, sending monsterosas letters, and a lot more. Monsterification is simple, fast, and completely free.

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Topic Started: Oct 17 2009, 03:08 AM (2,008 Views)
retsnom_Adedekutsu
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Ah, so it's a part of ICANHASCHEEZBURGER. 8)

The timing seems right since I have registered on Cheezburger earlier. I uploaded a edited print screen shot earlier but doesn't seem to get in. I just uploaded it. I still can't see it on the Vote page though.

Glad you like them. I still have some here. If you want, I'll post them. ^^

My favorites from your list include "Obama: Gays will be Pleased by End of My Administration," "Delay in Switch to Digital TV is Delayed," "Crack Found in Man's Buttocks," and "Community Rallies to Help Massacre Survivors," and "Institute will Immerse Students in Volcano (Hehe, if I may pick one, I'll pick this)." Thank you for sharing. ^^
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Kady the Red Panda
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I just went through five pages of the voting pages and I have yet to see it. I'll check later to see if it went through.

Sure, I'd love to read more. I also have more Uncle John's in my possession so I can post more as well if you want more.
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Okay then. Here are some of those I like:

Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says
Stolen Car Found By Tree
Good Samaritan Helps Dog Bite Victim
PNP Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Two Buses Collide, One Dies
Abu Sayyaf Head Seeking Arms?
Farmers Refuse to Work After Death
Murderer Sentenced to Death For Second Time in 10 Years
Arson Suspect Held in Sampaloc Fire
Two Sisters Reunited After 10 Years Inside Bus

Yeah, if it's okay to you, post more. ^^
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Kady the Red Panda
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LMAO!!! :hahaha:

My favorites, especially:

"Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says," "Good Samaritan Helps Dog Bite Victim," "Two Buses Collide, One Dies," and "Two Sisters Reunited After 10 Years Inside Bus." A lot of those were too good. I could not stop laughing. XD

Okay, I'll start with one I liked in my local newspaper. It's not a flubbed headline per se, but it's in the same vein of humor: from an article explaining how watermelon is nature's Viagra: "Things Just Got a Little Seedy."

Some of my favorites from another Uncle John's:

"Girl Does Well in Dog Show (this is probably my favorite flubbed headline ever)"
"Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden"
"Fire Officials Grilled Over Kerosene Heaters"
"Woman Improving After Fatal Crash"
"British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply"
"Death Causes Loneliness, Feelings of Isolation"
"Typhoon Rips through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead"
"Man Found Dead in Cemetery"
and "Iraqi Head Seeks Arms"
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^^

LOL. I was laughing because of "Girl Does Well in Dog Show" and "Woman Improving After Fatal Crash".

I also like some of the rest like, "Typhoon Rips through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead" and "Man Found Dead in Cemetery."

I don't think I have more to share. I'm glad I made you laugh.
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Kady the Red Panda
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You most certainly did, captain. If you have anymore to share when you do, you know where to post 'em. ^^

Here's some news I've been wanting to post, but didn't want to interrupt the flubbed headline topic to show.

So your guy sucks at aiming. Suck it up, hon.

You can ban animals from rollercoaster rides? When Luke and I read the name of the ride, we both thought of this. @_@

EDIT: Wrong use of "your/you're" in one sentence. Whoops.
Edited by Kady the Red Panda, Feb 22 2010, 05:08 AM.
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retsnom_Adedekutsu
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1. I'm speechless.

2. First time of everything, eh?
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retsnom_Adedekutsu
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1. I'm speechless.

2. First time of everything, eh?
1. If my guy accidentally pissed on the floor, I'd be a little annoyed, ask him to clean it up himself (unless he had Alzheimer's or something)... but I wouldn't beat the crap out of him. Of course, the article also said alcohol was involved...

2. Yep, I guess. At least this was a cute WTF this time, right? *pets picture squirrel*

Oh, there was a zebra that escaped the circus van and galloped onto a local highway last week. Wanna link?
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Kady the Red Panda
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What the hell heck? 0_o
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About the zebra, sure.

Hmm..? (Anyway, I have my own opinions about cussing and so I don't accept the challenge.)
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