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Topic Started: Oct 17 2009, 03:08 AM (2,007 Views)
Kady the Red Panda
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The zebra story

The more recent buffalo story- what's with all the wild/domesticated wild animals on Atlanta highways lately?

It's not the cuss-free week thing itself that bothered me... it was the death threats and such the kid that proposed it got. Dang, it's not like it's mandatory or else you get arrested or something... Personally, I think swearing is natural and relieves stress (even when its use goes out of hand), but to each his own.
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Oh my, poor animals. -_-
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Kady the Red Panda
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I agree. At least the buffalo's out of its misery. The zebra is/was treated by vet students at the University of Georgia. I wanted to slap PETA (animal rights extremist border-line terrorist group) for saying that treating the zebra was inhumane or something (they certainly weren't praising the fact it was trying to be operated on to help it). Oh, so you will get angry at Obama for swatting a fly, but zebras are a-okay to die, PETA? F*** YOU!
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Whut? Well, let me join you for slapping them up.
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Kady the Red Panda
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You know I love animals, Bryan. I hate, hate, HATE animal abuse, but PETA is against having pets, animal testing (thank dogs for insulin should you or anyone you love get diabetes, because otherwise all the obese type 2 people would die within months, BTW), etc. And yet they use drugs tested on animals (they use them "so they can live and support the cause), euthanize animals in their shelters even though they consider other shelters doing it as "animal abuse," create flash games so freaking ridiculous they might as well be parodies*... I putain hate PETA.


*I was going to link the Cooking Mama Kills Animals flash game because it's so hilariously stupid, but it's not there. Dammit! ><
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Hmm, by how you say it, they're hateable.
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Kady the Red Panda
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Stories About Prostitutes
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Kady the Red Panda
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Note to self: Cut down on all the stupid links... *X-Files theme plays in head*
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Whut? Is this even legal? [Don't get me wrong, I understand what they mean but I don't like holiday economics or the practice of shifting holiday observances. (Fact: Most non-working holidays falling on a Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday are shifted to the nearest Monday/Friday.)]

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Because April Fools’ Day falls on Maundy Thursday, Malacañang declared that it will be moved to May 1 to respect the solemnity of Lent, saying this is a time for reflection, repentance, and renewal.

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