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Car Acronyms; funny
Topic Started: Jan 30 2009, 10:29 AM (119 Views)
klowny
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FORD =

Fcuker Only Rolls Downhill
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Found On Rubbish Dump
Fcuked Over Road Disaster
Fcuked Over Redone Dodge
First On Recall Day
Fcuked On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
First On Rust and Deterioration
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
fcuking owner runs a long distance
fcuking oil running down
Flipped over russian dunebuggy
Fire on drivers door
Failure Of Research & Development
Fails often Repair Daily
For our Retarded Daughter
For only Retarded Drivers
Fcuked Over Reconstructed Dodge
For Old Retired Drivers



ford backwards=

Driver Returns On Foot

CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain
CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering
Techniques
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve’s Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell :smokingdope:



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fcukit33
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is this the rigth time for the pus-stang jokes?
or how about the good old white trash ferrari one?

i once talked to a girl who decided that me looking for a third gen camaro to buy was grounds to stop talking to me cuz she drove ford. i still find that funny.

does anyone have camaro jokes all if hurd was the RS "realy slow" coments and the IROC "italinas racing on crack"
fcuken camaros..first u love em then it breaks and u hate em then u think u fix it so u think u love it again but in reality its always broke and u still lvoe it but ud still like to drive it into a wall
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klowny
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IROC= ITALIAN RETARD OUT CRUISING
RS = Really shitty
Rustangs

the bitch that would stop talking to someone cause they drove a chevy, needs to be .... :alex: :dead:



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mucker15
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SUPER SKUNK
stang muskrat
iroc I reek of cologne

that girl can go to hell,
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fcukit33
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i sorta just laughed and said u cant b seriouse....that was about a year ago..i gess she was
fcuken camaros..first u love em then it breaks and u hate em then u think u fix it so u think u love it again but in reality its always broke and u still lvoe it but ud still like to drive it into a wall
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klowny
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MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage
MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes

FIREBIRD: Fast Irresistible Real Electrifying Bird Inexpensive Racing Dare-Devil

PORSCHE
Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object


Ford
Found on repairman's doorstep
Found on rack daily
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Full Of Rust Deposits
Flip Over, Read Directions
Fork Over Remaining Dough
F**king Owners Really Dumb
From Our Reject Department

GM
General Maintenance
General Mistakes
Generally Malfunctions
General Misery
Great Mess
General Malpratice
Genital Motors

GMC
God's Mechanical Curse
Getting Mostly Crap
GM Made Crap
Generally Makes Clouds
Garage Man's Companion
Generic Motors Corporation
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Greatest Mistake Created
Great Mountain of Crap
Greasy Messy Contraption
Gay Man's Chevy
Generically Made Chevrolet
Gimme My Checkbook!
Get More Cash!

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again :lmao:
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything

CHEVY
Crap Hasnt Evolved Yet

CAMARO
Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing

CADILLAC
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions
Company Asking Dealers If Local Lawyers Are Calling

DAEWOO
Damn All Engines With Oriental Operations
Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally

FIAT
Found In A Trashcan
Fantastic In A Tightspot
Finest Italian Automotive Technology
Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
Failure In Italian Automotive Technology

GEO
Get Everything Overpriced
Got Everything Overhauled

HYUNDAI
Here's Y U Never Drive An Import

Jaguar
Just A Guess U Are Rich

Kia
Keep It Away!
Kick It's Ass
Korean Imitation Accord
Killed In Action
Keep Inside Asia
Korea Invades America
KOREAN INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT
Killer Implosion Awaits
Killed In Accident

LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious

Maserati
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment




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Sorry for the long posts guys.. That is all I have :D



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what can i modify next ?
thats all you should be ashamed ...

or at least guilty that someone is paying you buckets of $$$$ to post those lists

Shame Shame Shame

92 Black Z28 5.7 ZZ4, HSR, Trickflow 195s, TPIS 409 cam, Dyno Dons, BBK 58mm, Ram Air, NOS, Level 10 built 700r4 ProTorque 3200 stall, LEDs, 4th Gen leather, Custom Tune by gp90gta, Megashifter, Full MSD Ignition, UMI SFC, K-member, A-arms , Spohn Panhard Bar, LCA's, Torque Arm, Crossmember & 25mm Sway bar, TDS wonderbar, Edelbrock modified STB, 3.73 Moser 12 bolt, BBK Fuel Pump, Moog springs and Bilsteins all around and March Revolver pulley system, Wilwood full Big Brake Kit and Master Cylinder ..... I give up .... lots of sh!t oh yeah a full Sport Comp gauge package

92 White Z28 5.0 Stock T-Tops


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FIAT - Fix It Again Tony



1984 Celica Supra P-type:
5MGE/W58 Swap/4.10 LSD. 2nd owner.
1987 Toyota Xtracab 4x4
5MGE Swap, 5 speed swap, other stuffs.
1987 Toyota 4Runner Turbo:
22RTE/Auto. Digital Dash. SR5 Package, Inclinometer
1987 Nissan Maxima SE
VG30E/5Speed. 216k. Suspension Techniques Lowering Springs, Suspension Techniques FSB, Addco RSB
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BigEd65
Jan 30 2009, 11:51 AM
or at least guilty that someone is paying you buckets of $$$$ to post those lists

Shame Shame Shame

I'm independantly wealthy Fcuk work..uhmm :unsure: ..what i meant to say is...my new sanitation job allows me two 15 minute cigarette breaks, so that's when i post stuff..



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what can i modify next ?
L98_Z28
Jan 30 2009, 11:51 AM
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony

when was the last time you saw a FIAT

92 Black Z28 5.7 ZZ4, HSR, Trickflow 195s, TPIS 409 cam, Dyno Dons, BBK 58mm, Ram Air, NOS, Level 10 built 700r4 ProTorque 3200 stall, LEDs, 4th Gen leather, Custom Tune by gp90gta, Megashifter, Full MSD Ignition, UMI SFC, K-member, A-arms , Spohn Panhard Bar, LCA's, Torque Arm, Crossmember & 25mm Sway bar, TDS wonderbar, Edelbrock modified STB, 3.73 Moser 12 bolt, BBK Fuel Pump, Moog springs and Bilsteins all around and March Revolver pulley system, Wilwood full Big Brake Kit and Master Cylinder ..... I give up .... lots of sh!t oh yeah a full Sport Comp gauge package

92 White Z28 5.0 Stock T-Tops


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BigEd65
Jan 30 2009, 02:07 PM
L98_Z28
Jan 30 2009, 11:51 AM
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony

when was the last time you saw a FIAT

uhmm let's see... exactly two years and 4 days and 7 hours and 42 minutes ago.... it was yellow :werd:



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I have one for PONTIAC, but i cant say it here. :idk:
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BigEd65
Jan 30 2009, 02:07 PM
L98_Z28
Jan 30 2009, 11:51 AM
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony

when was the last time you saw a FIAT

There is one rotting away in the back of where I work...
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Jan 30 2009, 02:30 PM
I have one for PONTIAC, but i cant say it here. :idk:

Dude......
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1987 IROC 5.7
350 engine swap, HSR, Southbay 36lb injectors, Hedman shorty headers and y-pipe, Magnaflow Hi-flow Catalytic, 3 inch Magnaflow Exhaust System with 3.5" tips, Front end suspension rebuilt, Energy suspension polyurethane control arm bushings, Energy suspension sway bar end links, Spohn Front end steering rebuild kit (Center link, inner and outer tie rod ends, idler arm), PST springs (front and rear), KYB struts(front) and KYB Gas-a-just shocks (rear), KYB strut mounts, UMI performance subframe connectors, BMR Strut Tower Brace, Astro Van Steering Shaft upgrade
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Poor Old Newyorker Thinks Its A Cadillac
Keeping it REAL since 1984

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Maybe its..... Poor old Nebraskian thinks its a pontiac? :idk:



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rattle canner
disgu-stang
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ih had a few people stop me to make fun of m IROC they called me Italian Rocket On Cocaine or said it meant I Run On Cocain or the good old Italian Retard Out Cruising either way i showed them what it realy stood for and then cruised my Italian Retarded ass to the tire shop
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ahHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAAHAH
Keeping it REAL since 1984

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