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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 30 2009, 10:29 AM (119 Views) | |
| klowny | Jan 30 2009, 10:29 AM Post #1 |
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FORD = Fcuker Only Rolls Downhill Fancy Oil Recycling Device Found On Rubbish Dump Fcuked Over Road Disaster Fcuked Over Redone Dodge First On Recall Day Fcuked On Race Day Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead First On Rust and Deterioration Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven Fast Only Rolling Downhill fcuking owner runs a long distance fcuking oil running down Flipped over russian dunebuggy Fire on drivers door Failure Of Research & Development Fails often Repair Daily For our Retarded Daughter For only Retarded Drivers Fcuked Over Reconstructed Dodge For Old Retired Drivers ford backwards= Driver Returns On Foot CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve’s Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell |
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| fcukit33 | Jan 30 2009, 10:37 AM Post #2 |
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Offical Spell Checker
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is this the rigth time for the pus-stang jokes? or how about the good old white trash ferrari one? i once talked to a girl who decided that me looking for a third gen camaro to buy was grounds to stop talking to me cuz she drove ford. i still find that funny. does anyone have camaro jokes all if hurd was the RS "realy slow" coments and the IROC "italinas racing on crack" |
| fcuken camaros..first u love em then it breaks and u hate em then u think u fix it so u think u love it again but in reality its always broke and u still lvoe it but ud still like to drive it into a wall | |
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| klowny | Jan 30 2009, 10:41 AM Post #3 |
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IROC= ITALIAN RETARD OUT CRUISING RS = Really shitty Rustangs the bitch that would stop talking to someone cause they drove a chevy, needs to be .... :alex: :dead: |
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| mucker15 | Jan 30 2009, 10:43 AM Post #4 |
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SUPER SKUNK
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stang muskrat iroc I reek of cologne that girl can go to hell, |
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| fcukit33 | Jan 30 2009, 10:45 AM Post #5 |
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i sorta just laughed and said u cant b seriouse....that was about a year ago..i gess she was |
| fcuken camaros..first u love em then it breaks and u hate em then u think u fix it so u think u love it again but in reality its always broke and u still lvoe it but ud still like to drive it into a wall | |
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| klowny | Jan 30 2009, 11:13 AM Post #6 |
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MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes FIREBIRD: Fast Irresistible Real Electrifying Bird Inexpensive Racing Dare-Devil PORSCHE Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object Ford Found on repairman's doorstep Found on rack daily Ford Owners Recommend Dodge Full Of Rust Deposits Flip Over, Read Directions Fork Over Remaining Dough F**king Owners Really Dumb From Our Reject Department GM General Maintenance General Mistakes Generally Malfunctions General Misery Great Mess General Malpratice Genital Motors GMC God's Mechanical Curse Getting Mostly Crap GM Made Crap Generally Makes Clouds Garage Man's Companion Generic Motors Corporation Got A Mechanic Coming? Greatest Mistake Created Great Mountain of Crap Greasy Messy Contraption Gay Man's Chevy Generically Made Chevrolet Gimme My Checkbook! Get More Cash! HONDA Had One, Never Did Again Hang On, Not Done Accelerating Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything CHEVY Crap Hasnt Evolved Yet CAMARO Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing CADILLAC Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions Company Asking Dealers If Local Lawyers Are Calling DAEWOO Damn All Engines With Oriental Operations Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally FIAT Found In A Trashcan Fantastic In A Tightspot Finest Italian Automotive Technology Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation Failure In Italian Automotive Technology GEO Get Everything Overpriced Got Everything Overhauled HYUNDAI Here's Y U Never Drive An Import Jaguar Just A Guess U Are Rich Kia Keep It Away! Kick It's Ass Korean Imitation Accord Killed In Action Keep Inside Asia Korea Invades America KOREAN INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT Killer Implosion Awaits Killed In Accident LOTUS Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious Maserati Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment |
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| klowny | Jan 30 2009, 11:34 AM Post #7 |
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Sorry for the long posts guys.. That is all I have
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| BigEd65 | Jan 30 2009, 11:51 AM Post #8 |
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what can i modify next ?
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thats all you should be ashamed ... or at least guilty that someone is paying you buckets of $$$$ to post those lists Shame Shame Shame |
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92 Black Z28 5.7 ZZ4, HSR, Trickflow 195s, TPIS 409 cam, Dyno Dons, BBK 58mm, Ram Air, NOS, Level 10 built 700r4 ProTorque 3200 stall, LEDs, 4th Gen leather, Custom Tune by gp90gta, Megashifter, Full MSD Ignition, UMI SFC, K-member, A-arms , Spohn Panhard Bar, LCA's, Torque Arm, Crossmember & 25mm Sway bar, TDS wonderbar, Edelbrock modified STB, 3.73 Moser 12 bolt, BBK Fuel Pump, Moog springs and Bilsteins all around and March Revolver pulley system, Wilwood full Big Brake Kit and Master Cylinder ..... I give up .... lots of sh!t oh yeah a full Sport Comp gauge package 92 White Z28 5.0 Stock T-Tops ![]() | |
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| L98_Z28 | Jan 30 2009, 11:51 AM Post #9 |
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OG
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FIAT - Fix It Again Tony |
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1984 Celica Supra P-type: 5MGE/W58 Swap/4.10 LSD. 2nd owner. 1987 Toyota Xtracab 4x4 5MGE Swap, 5 speed swap, other stuffs. 1987 Toyota 4Runner Turbo: 22RTE/Auto. Digital Dash. SR5 Package, Inclinometer 1987 Nissan Maxima SE VG30E/5Speed. 216k. Suspension Techniques Lowering Springs, Suspension Techniques FSB, Addco RSB | |
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| klowny | Jan 30 2009, 12:07 PM Post #10 |
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I'm independantly wealthy Fcuk work..uhmm ..what i meant to say is...my new sanitation job allows me two 15 minute cigarette breaks, so that's when i post stuff..
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| BigEd65 | Jan 30 2009, 02:07 PM Post #11 |
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when was the last time you saw a FIAT |
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92 Black Z28 5.7 ZZ4, HSR, Trickflow 195s, TPIS 409 cam, Dyno Dons, BBK 58mm, Ram Air, NOS, Level 10 built 700r4 ProTorque 3200 stall, LEDs, 4th Gen leather, Custom Tune by gp90gta, Megashifter, Full MSD Ignition, UMI SFC, K-member, A-arms , Spohn Panhard Bar, LCA's, Torque Arm, Crossmember & 25mm Sway bar, TDS wonderbar, Edelbrock modified STB, 3.73 Moser 12 bolt, BBK Fuel Pump, Moog springs and Bilsteins all around and March Revolver pulley system, Wilwood full Big Brake Kit and Master Cylinder ..... I give up .... lots of sh!t oh yeah a full Sport Comp gauge package 92 White Z28 5.0 Stock T-Tops ![]() | |
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| klowny | Jan 30 2009, 02:26 PM Post #12 |
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uhmm let's see... exactly two years and 4 days and 7 hours and 42 minutes ago.... it was yellow
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| 89BANDIT | Jan 30 2009, 02:30 PM Post #13 |
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Founders
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I have one for PONTIAC, but i cant say it here.
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| Formula388 | Jan 30 2009, 02:38 PM Post #14 |
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Senior Technical Advisor
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There is one rotting away in the back of where I work... |
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| admin_glen | Jan 30 2009, 02:57 PM Post #15 |
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Founder <-----
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Dude...... |
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Instructions for posting a picture: http://s9.zetaboards.com/nythirdgen/topic/593945/1/ Welcome to any old and new members please remember we are here for you but we need your help to keep to club going. Please donate http://s9.zetaboards.com/nythirdgen/topic/7437933/1/#new For Donations and Merchandise orders paypal address is nythirdgen@live.com 1987 IROC 5.7 350 engine swap, HSR, Southbay 36lb injectors, Hedman shorty headers and y-pipe, Magnaflow Hi-flow Catalytic, 3 inch Magnaflow Exhaust System with 3.5" tips, Front end suspension rebuilt, Energy suspension polyurethane control arm bushings, Energy suspension sway bar end links, Spohn Front end steering rebuild kit (Center link, inner and outer tie rod ends, idler arm), PST springs (front and rear), KYB struts(front) and KYB Gas-a-just shocks (rear), KYB strut mounts, UMI performance subframe connectors, BMR Strut Tower Brace, Astro Van Steering Shaft upgrade | |
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| Spade | Jan 30 2009, 04:04 PM Post #16 |
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Undercover
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Poor Old Newyorker Thinks Its A Cadillac |
Keeping it REAL since 1984
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| klowny | Jan 30 2009, 04:58 PM Post #17 |
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Da Klownfather
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Maybe its..... Poor old Nebraskian thinks its a pontiac?
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| duke | Jan 30 2009, 06:32 PM Post #18 |
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rattle canner
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disgu-stang |
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| iroc-z86 | Jan 30 2009, 09:21 PM Post #19 |
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Senior
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ih had a few people stop me to make fun of m IROC they called me Italian Rocket On Cocaine or said it meant I Run On Cocain or the good old Italian Retard Out Cruising either way i showed them what it realy stood for and then cruised my Italian Retarded ass to the tire shop |
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| Spade | Jan 31 2009, 10:31 AM Post #20 |
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Undercover
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ahHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAAHAH |
Keeping it REAL since 1984
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..what i meant to say is...my new sanitation job allows me two 15 minute cigarette breaks, so that's when i post stuff..



7:22 PM Jul 10