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Topic Started: Jul 10 2013, 09:32 PM (137 Views)
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*The Following was posted anonymously on the RopeBurn.com website.*

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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

SHEEP. I’ve come to the conclusion that wrestling fans are all nothing more than fucking sheep. They lead, you follow. You don’t know talent; you accept whatever garbage is laid before you; and you all think you know this business. Well, here’s some reality about your precious WsW that all 12 of you are marking out about. It’s the fourth and by far the shittest incarnation of what once was UCW. Now this much all you self professed smarks know. But here’s a little reality for you all; UCW was NEVER a global promotion. It was never a multimillion dollar money making machine. It wasn’t even the number 4 promotion in the country. They had one annual out of country PPV, because Slaney and several of the talents were from London. And Brain Score jizzed his pants and jumped at the fact that their little regional title was now a World Title from having been defended on international soil. And then there’s the ‘talent’. Van Wyld. An 80’s jobber from Florida. Enuff said. Allen Vant. Indie boy wonder that NEVER reached the pinnacle for good reason. He came to UCW because they promised him a ‘World Title’. Didn’t last a sold YEAR in UCW. Bill Masters. A self-important nobody. Now a dead self-important nobody. Parker Davis. The biggest burn out in wrestling history. Another one who thought he was better than he really was. Amounting to NOTHING in every promotion he was ever in, got a chip on his shoulder and signed with his FRIEND Slaney, that’s right, they were friends, well most of the time; and as a reward for being a loyal dog or whatever it was, gave Parker his first World Title on a sham of a reunion show. The same show he gave De’Anton Maybon a World Title, so these two Outcast jerkoffs could ride off into the sunset together feeling like they accomplished something during their pathetic careers. And then there’s Jason Vi--- can’t even say it. There’s Jason Ksetko. God dammit. For years I have been hearing about this fucking guy from every internet smark with a flip cam, saying what an amazing this, or best in the world that. You know what’s funny? I have called out Ksetko on the dirtsheets, on the forums, on television, to please...... step out from your little fish tank and take a swim in the SHARK INFESTED WATERS. But your little fucking internet hero never bit. Never made the jump to the big time. Instead, he liked being the biggest fish in the littlest pond. Now you should be asking yourselves why? You think he’s a millionaire? Come on. He’s living a modest life at best. The biggest thing that mans ever done was won two back to back Indie Tournaments. You know what those tournaments are good for? Getting recognized and moving on to signing multimillion contracts with the big feds. But not Jason Ksetko. You know why? Cause he had a shot in New York and BLEW IT. Hence the birth of Jason Jackass. I remember this like it was yesterday. And the best part was, it followed him for years. And THAT’S why Ksetko never left the comfort of this stupid little indie chain of feds. Because here, he had Slaney kissing his ass. Derek Sharpe Kissing his ass. Steve Corman kissing his ass. That was the trifecta of ass kissery right there. And because all three of those losers were Ksetko marks, he made the most money, and worked the lightest schedule. Enough so that  when his whore gave birth to his bastard children, he was able to continue taking the year off. What a nice story.

And now WsW is back. A whored out, bastardized version of what once was a mid-ranged indie fed, turned failure in Prime, and a barely functioning fed in WsW1, returns under the guidance of Christina Burnside. My morbid curiosity forced me to their website. There are 9 men signed to this fed. LMFAO. Are you fucking kidding me? 9 guys, two of which are a gimmicky queer and an even more gimmicky rip off of some dancing queer, Max Cameron who is the biggest flake in wrestling, the broken down, pilled out, drunk off his ass Parker Davis, who just announced he won’t be apart of the show because he can’t afford a plane ticket!!! (lmao), and a whole bunch more I don’t give a shit about. Here’s the cold hard facts. Everyone that could draw a dime, had some iota of marketability, has moved onto the big time. Even Van Wyld, the name sake of this little promotion, has an exclusivity contract in the NWA in Las Vegas (were all things go to die). Despite what Burnside might promote, the feds name sake is not even involved with this ill-advised re-birth. These are nothing but either over the hill, overplayed, hasbeens and/or never were’s, getting together to throw each other around a ring and spend whatever investors money Burnsides willing to go bankrupt for.

The ONLY reason I give a shit at all…… is because I take great offense to people saying Jason Ksetko is the best in the World. Jason Ksetko is only the BEST…… in HIS World. This this world of 9 fucking guys. This is the ONLY place this man is the best. And because he won’t come to me…… I WILL come to him! Anonymous? Not for long. This ain’t about anything other than proving these marks to being WRONG. And to expose Ksetko as nothing more than an overhyped indie creation.

Anonymous – But not for long


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