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Every Day I'm... You really don't wanna know.
Topic Started: Jul 11 2013, 07:55 PM (296 Views)
Mike Cheese
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Ryan Michaels has taken a break from, although still hoping to make it as a pro, his knees are not what they used to be. He still wonders if the bumps he took with Lee, the moves that both shocked and amazed the world, were worth the pain he now suffers daily. Hockey was his passion, but it would have to wait, his one true love was cooking veal and pouring red wine... Everything else could just, like, wait.

Ryan: Smells, like, yummy.

Mike Cheese raises an eyebrow.

Mike: Are you talking about me or the food?

Placing some garlic over the roast potatoes, Mike blows Ryan a kiss.

Ryan: Sure you, like, wouldn't rather be cooking this meal for that Chris Jacks? Maybe with a side order of Ass Cream?

Mike sighs, but keeps his eyes on the frying meat.

Mike: How many times do I have to tell you? Jacks was just a rebound, you were always the love of my life. And the Ass Cream stuff? That was just me playing mind games. Lewis Dodson is so easy to wind up.

A leopard g-string wearing Ryan Micheals rises from the leather sofa and wraps his arms around the waist of Cheese, kissing him tenderly on the neck.

Ryan: I wish you'd pull out of this. I, like, honestly thought we were through with wrestling.

Mike reaches around and slaps Ryan's butt causing him to yelp in pleasure.

Mike: Listen kitty cat, it's good money, plus I already promised you, I won't get hurt.

Ryan: Thanks for cooking this.

Mike: You brought the wine.

Ryan: And the love.

They kiss... Only for a furious Cheese to break the embrace.

Mike: No...no...No!

Ryan: What dude?

Mike: The real Ryan does not kiss like that. Jeepers, didn't you do your homework? The sexy babe pushes his upper lip forward.

Lookalike Ryan: Man, it was an honest mistake.

Mike: And adding 'like' in every sentence does not make you Ryan... The KRU were notorious for placing it poetics... Like Shakespeare taking a fart. Your boss should've informed you of this when I forked out FOUR FUCKING GRAND. Christ, I even paid for the wig and everything.

Lookalike Ryan. Jeez, I'm sorry.

Mike: So you should be.

Lookalike Ryan: Sooo, do you still want the sex?

Mike: Oh yes, I still want the sex... But pretend to be Playboy this time.

End.

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STOP BEING A SILLY GOOSE, GIVE MIKE CHEESE A TITLE SHOT, SUGAR.

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