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A newly discovered Element; Scientific study review
Topic Started: Mar 11 2008, 11:13 AM (422 Views)
fletch2820
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by now all have heard of unobtanium . and now something completely different :


UofM has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet
known to science. The new element has been named Governmentium.

Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass
of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an
element which radiates just as much energy, since it has half as many
peons, but twice as many morons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.

It can be detected, however, as it impedes every reaction with which
it comes into contact. A reaction that normally takes one minute or
less will require a week or more if contaminated by any Governmentium.

The half-life of Governmentium is 5 years. It does not, however,
decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of
the assistant neutrons and deputy neutron exchange places. In fact,
Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes.

The characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe
that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity
in concentration.


got to love science ! :rolleyes:
May I borrow some of your patience please? Mine ran out long ago......Fletch.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." A. Einstein
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Tom-tom
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LMAO!!!!! I'm still picking myself up off the ground after laughing so hard. :lmao: That was a good one. :notworthy:
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OMG LMAO!!!

I just read the post - too funny!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
"I know this sounds rather incredible... We are skeptical ourselves and we are running crosschecking routines to determine the reliability of this conclusion."
-2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (1968)
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